Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome. Welcome. Buckle up, you're about to enter the realm of the king of insanity. 'He's a down-to-earth guy who is maturing at his own pace. There's a youthful innocence to him and he's a bit perverse.' Patrick, a 50 year old call center employee, thinks he fits the description perfectly and responds to the casting call. By lying about his age and his acting experience he gets the part. Come and see him crash and burn in five chapters, accompanied by dance and music.