Let's face it. Innocent and gullible Miranda has clearly a bad taste in men; yet, once more, she is getting ready for another night out with one of those guys--her uncouth "boyfriend", Sean. Pretty soon, Miranda will be ready for the party she's been looking forward to--a little make-up, a dab of her favourite lipstick, a fresh tampon, and she's good to go. But, what if Miranda's blood-drenched seal had a mind of its own?